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Elsa Wrench

Monday, May 22, 2017
There I was looking all fabulous in my tangerine trapeze top and vanilla pants when, suddenly, the roof flew off the top of my head and my brain caught fire.
Monday, September 26, 2016
​Absolute mortification. That is the only way to describe the fate that swept me from being an aspiring cute person to a misfit in all the wrong clothes.
Monday, March 14, 2016
​I hear so but I don’t know. But it’s too giggle-icous to keep to myself.
Monday, January 11, 2016
My fashion forward friend and media maven Judette Coward showed up for our lunch date in a black and white eyelet romper, and red high heels with a splattering of sequins on the tips.
Monday, November 23, 2015
And then she did, with a Forward Forty video on How to Make An Amazing Bowl of Oatmeal.
Monday, October 19, 2015
​Laziness was a disease worse than the ten plagues of Egypt to my parents.
Monday, September 28, 2015
​You know how people have recurring night frights about planes crashing or being caught naked in public places?
Monday, May 4, 2015
I used to hate Spanish when I was in high school. Not sure why because I had some nice teachers.
Monday, February 23, 2015
You wined up, wined down, and rolled back. You threw your waist at policemen, provoking them to commit a breach of the peace.
Monday, February 16, 2015
In the 1950s, American movie studios thought calypso might overtake rock and roll and made a bunch of musicals which included the distinctive rhythms.

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